I really think this is a joke account. If your questions were real life stories, you would have the family department on your doorstep and your kids would be in foster homes. Hey, I can’t judge you for trying to shock people and telling fake stories and having a joke account. I have done this too. Maybe if you have this good of an imagination you should be writing fiction than spending time on Yahoo getting your kicks off other people’s answers. But who is judging you?