How Do I Get My Son Off Drugs?

looking for one for my sons 2nd birthday party. It’s a week away and i want something other than just soda.

Im thinking about giving my son nonalcoholic beer in his lunch bag when he goes to school. The only rules it says about alcohol is nothing with alcohol is permitted and nonalcoholic beer has no alcohol in it.
so vanilla extract would be illegal for a kid to consume since it has alcohol in it?

My son is having a Sesame Street 2nd birthday party and I was wanting to make a non-alcoholic trashcan punch for an Oscar’s Punch…. But when I search for one all I get is alcoholic punch…. Anyone have a suggestion for a good recipe?

Thanks!

I just got one of those new fountains from hammack and schleimer and have NO idea what to put in it. I need a good recipe for my son’s 1st birthday party. (NO PULP)
No recipes with ice cream because I don’t think the fountain can have ice cream in it because it will clog up.