How Do I Get My Son Off Drugs?

I’m married and i have a son, i was an alcoholic (sort of ) i have a friend who is (or was? =P) a bartender. I’m a bit on the neurotic side. I’d give my god damn soul for just a glass of beer. I like to party and dance a lot!
WHO AM I????????????
I’m from a movie.
The initials of the name of the director of my movie are S. K.
My last name initial is T.
Me and my son have a special power =P

First person to guess these 5 rap songs gets 10 points.

1.Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
Therefore he doesn’t exist
So poof…vamoose son of a b**ch

2. I told her to drive over in your new whip
Bring some friends you cool with
Imma bring da cool whip
Then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick
So we get our grind on

3. (HINT: a VERY underrated rapper)
have you feeling like a fire hydrant in a room full of dogs
some come come now
get pissed off, s**ted on
tough talk turns to cant we just all get along

4. (my favorite) We make the sky crack, feel the fly track,
get your hands up like a hijack
Fist in the air for (____)keep ‘em there like
Natural mystic or smoke when they spliffs lit
It’s a revolutionary (party), they ask me what I’m writin for
I’m writing to show you what we fightin for

5. It’s just a mask that I got,
So that I can rap and get off my block,
Reminiscing my past when I was a todler,
Sittin in grass and playin with blocks,
Failing my classes now I’m on lockdown,
Now writin and readin alot,
Money and weed is in my shoe box now,
While I’m tryina get me a glock,

According to wisconsin state law as a parent, guardian, or spouse I may purchase alcohol for someone “underage.”

That said, if a bartender refuses to give me a drink knowing that I am going to give it to the underage individual, because I can not show absolute proof that I am a parent, according to state law I may just buy the alcohol and give it to my son,wife,etc.

If someone were to pose as a parent,guardian, spouse, and buy alcohol for the minor and give it to them who would be held responsible if a legal fallout were to occur.

Would the Bartender’s license be at stake in this situation?
or
Would the individual who had illegally given the minor alcohol responsible?
or
Would the Establishment the drink was purchased at be responsible?
This question is a dispute amongst bartenders. It is not to promote consumption for minors. It is however to resolve with the correctness of the law which is at follows for those of you who do not believe wisconsin law it is right here, although it does not cover this question…

http://www.revenue.wi.gov/faqs/ise/atundrg.html

Ok i have been separated from my wife for a year have really only give her the space she wanted the last 5 months.I was a mean drunk to her and my son which i am ashamed off.But i have gotten into AA and i am in counseling about my anger and suicide attempts.I Truly love this woman and child with all my heart wished i could have done it before this happened but i did not.I know she made me a better man the day i meet her and even a better man the day she left me.Do not get me wrong i want her and my son back real bad just not sure how i can make this happen.If anyone has an advise please tell a stupid man what to do.And yes i know i am a stupid man for treating a amazing woman like shit.I have since tried to give her the space she wanted and even done stuff for her that i did not need to do.For example we hung-out Saturday with my son she said she was depressed about money and her job.So Sunday i went out and and bought her the Alisha Keys album with Superwoman on it .I really expected nothing but a heartfelt thank you.What i got was thanks as she through the CD on the passenger seat in almost disgust.Ok could this be the sign if a woman who hates me and loves another man.Or is this the reaction of a woman who is trying to show as little feelings as possible.
Oh yea she brings up the divorce almost everytime we get together.Read in a book that woman want closeier on stuff like this faster than men.Or is this a woman who already has someone on the side unsure this is why i am asking.