There’s this monologue I’ve heard about 2 times but never catch what play it’s from. It’s about a girl who is forced to go to a Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and talks about all the problems she has like being evicted because she would not date the landlord’s son, her parents disowning her because they mistaken “I’m late” for “I’m gay” over the phone, etc. In the end she yells out: My name is (don’t remember) and I’m PROUD to be an alcoholic!