I am preparing (well in advance) for my son’s birthday party and today someone whom I had intended to invite (along with her 2 children that my son plays with) asked what kind of alcohol I would be serving. I said no alcohol, he’s two, for crissake’s.

Well, she goes and says that it’ll be a crappy party with no booze and she has booze at her kid’s birthdays.

Who does that? What if a child got into it?

Booze and children’s parties are declasse right?
Oh, and the party is going to be at 11 am. Most people are still drinking coffee at 11 am,. (and there will be coffee, and soda, and lemondae, and water bottles)